Today, I finished making an awesome costume for a Halloween party my crush was attending. I then checked the invite and found out the party was last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to a costume party dressed as Prince. As I walked into the party, I realized that I was the only one who hadn't received the memo that the costume part of the party had been cancelled. I spent the evening awkwardly mingling with a group of confused strangers while dressed in purple satin. FML
Today, my company had a Halloween party. I was so excited seeing as our company never does anything, so I pulled out all the stops with my costume. I was the only one who got dressed up. FML
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML
Today, I was walking to my friend's Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML
Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
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Top comments
iamazombie 0
wow that is unfortunate, should have double checked that invite in advance
omghehehe 0
ummm, so what? really, u dont need only one event to "make it happen." isnt it halloween tomorrow? dont waste ur "awesome" costume. ask her out! go trick or treating together, party, etc. whip that crush into something more! ahhh, life is too short. get ur ass out there and take her (gentlemanly at 1st though)! if not someone else will :), then it will be a real FML!
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Comments (37)
cactusitude 0
awww :( that sucks.
mnpeters09 0
if you didn't even remember the date of the party, you either don't really like her as much as you think or she's way too good for you and deserves someone who will always have her on their mind.
loserlikeme49 4
my friend did that once for my party. she actually showed up the next day
gigistar15 21
Yea, I spent a lot of time preparing my costume as well, but once at the party I realized my crush ditched for another...