Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
Today, I told my mom that I’m a lesbian. She was fine with it, supported me 100%, and it was a huge relief, until she followed up with, “Until you find a husband, then you’ll obviously have to stop all that.” The reason I even told her is because my girlfriend just proposed to me, and we’re engaged. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
You know, if you are very unattractive to women, you are probably going to strike out often with gay guys, too. May I send you some pamphlets on the benefits of asexuality?
pennies_lane 6
did you explain to her that that's not it at all, that the fact is you just really like ****?
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Comments (67)
KVKdragon 26
maybe you should think a little more about this. if your mom doesn't believe you, how do you know other people will? no hate please, i am Christian but I'm not prejudiced
DocBastard 40
You're just asking for hate with a comment like this, so I'll give it to you. Do you really think homosexuality is a belief? Religion is a belief. I believe you're a moron. Who the hell cares if his mother or other people "believe" him? Homosexuality isn't something you think about. You either are or you aren't. You may not think you're prejudiced, but you have a lot to learn about sexuality.
iwadasn 33
Homosexual desires may not be something you think about, but homosexual actions are.
nathan5 0
true #39. Also i dont believe people are naturally born gay. I think this because, gays all tend to have a similar voice and tone, and their body language. Does being born gay mean your voice is different than straight people? That would make it a physical thing not just about sexuality...
nathan5 0
I am generalising by the way, im sure not all gay people have this voice! Just most of them from my experience, even in different languages!
KittehSayzRAWR 0
GET OWNED!
1121osu2110 0
I will be the sympathetic one, when I came out to my mom she tried to take my baby away from me. she said no gay woman can have a child and the child grow up in a healthy environment. I told her that there are more lesbian couples raising children then there are straight couples. she didn't care and disowned myself and my child...
xXDubbleChic 11
im sry to hear that. :( I hate it wen people r homophobe. I lost my best friend because I mistakenly trusted her enough to tell her I was bi.
Mr_26 0
Rightfully so. You should be in mud wrestling others of your kind, not wasting time with such trivial matters such as babies.
xXDubbleChic 11
D:<
iwadasn 33
There are more lesbians raising children than straight couples? I seriously doubt that.
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
I hate these stories. My best friend is a lesbian and her mom is so proud if her baby girl.
BetaMaxx11 0
I feel sorry for you, but I don't think there are more lesbians raising kids than straight people. There are simply more of them.
ijrnelson 0
lmao there are way more straight couples with kids than lesbian couples, way way way way way more!
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Your mom doesn't know what she's talking about.... girls love gay guys.
xXDubbleChic 11
it's ok. my mom did the same thing wen I told her I was bi. :p FYL
starile 20
Your mom said you were unattractive to guys? Judging by that picture, unless you have a truly revolting personality, your mom is WAY the **** OFF.
KennKenn 0
maybe her mom is some hot model who has high standards she did not meet. or she's blind
jess0091 0
you're joking....right?
KennKenn 0
yes
DahkLohd 4
lol 26, there are some funny moms out there.
xXDubbleChic 11
indeed
L3g4lPl4typus 0
I'm sure she'll believe you when she sees you with a dick in another mans ass.loltroll
DocBastard 40
I wish all moms could be funny. Mine has no sense of humour.
doublewide420 0
i love your mom
Michigan_Girl 0
Bring your boyfriend home and make out with him in front of her, maybe then she will get the hint.
iwadasn 33
OP got owned