Today, I finally picked up my new bank card after my old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top of which they've charged me a rush fee. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my bank card was skimmed (copied electronically) and my account was totally cleaned out. I had only just got paid and don't get paid again for 4 weeks. The bank says it will take 21 days minimum to resolve. They offered me a credit card with a huge interest rate to help me get by. FML
Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML
Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML
Today, after my bank sent me a new card because the old one had been compromised, I woke up to find that it's already been used to start an Amazon Prime account and order several movies. The card to replace a compromised card has been compromised. FML
Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML
Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML
Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML
Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML
Today, since it was payday, I figured I’d take my mom out for burgers. The bank also decided to do a random update on our debit card, resulting in my card declining three times. My mom ended up having to pay for our meals. So much for trying to treat my mom out to dinner. I’m still pissed. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
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Top comments
happyface92 3
You need to switch banks
DocBastard 40
It should have taken no more than 2 days. Banks are a dime a dozen - find a new one.
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Comments (93)
cuffed_cutie 4
Fyl op. Go find a credit union dude.
FlyinTurtle 7
Oh and don't forget the complaint fee which I assume you will soon have.
molzipan 16
The problem is that if OP switches banks they'll probably have to wait again for another card. It's a never ending cycle.
shadowsorel 15
The same thing happened to me.. only it was about 5 weeks. I still feel your pain.
OceanBlueSea 12
Bummer...
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Sorry, but i wouldn't let the bank get away with that.
kevmeister 4
That is ridiculous, my bank gives me a new card in 2 min when you walk in.
BH1126 11
Banks suck, I'm about to start keeping my money in a freakin mattress.. kickin it old school. :-P
buca100 4
At least you've got it now.
perdix 31
Those banking types get a rush when they extract unnecessary fees from the gullible public.