Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML
Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML
Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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JackFrost 0
Yeah, my mom would have done the exact same thing. In fact, she has said that before! So I know how you feel!
xXxBisouxXx 0
Ouch, Mom, shut up, life doesn't revolve around boys, I'm excited for making an acheivment that didnt involve hormones and or sluttyness, so shut up and congragulate me on an academic achievement, jeez, here I thought you zere supposed to be teaching life morals; thanks, I'm all equipped to zork at a strip club thanks to you ** for next time if there is one :P or something else... you know, whtever you want
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teamcullen8 0
Ok it's not like she said this in front of a guy you like or anything. And, to top it off you had all of those annoying ?!?!?!?!?!?
charmed_life 0
i agree with #1...my mom has done that to me before. I wanted to tell her to go jump off a cliff. Sorry, that really sucks.
RavensRule97 0
lol "finally passes" it makes me feel better about getting really pissed guz i have a B math...
RNCftw 0
i agree with everyone that "finally passed" is the most FML part of this. passing is what, a C? and we're in march. ...yeah
worlds123dumbest 4
Holland has a different school year than the U.S.A. For all we know, they could still be in their first semester. Not saying I'm 100% correct, but I have a friend in Norway who's school years usually starts in January.
wow_fmylife 0
i agree with #4
xfreak804 0
not to be mean but hahahahahha and that sucks
Misanthropist 0
Tell her that being good at math is a huge turn on. Maybe the bitch'll start noticing your good work. At the same time, if you're really that excited about a math test, you really do need a boyfriend.
irlydontcare 0
yea, that's what happens when you're ugly and dumb...
fakeredone 1
why does Fmylife keep posting ones like this? the parents making references to their kids never getting laid, being gay, or not having a boy/girlfriend is old. they arent original anymore
hootersgirl09 0
Not a FML . Get a sense of humor, she was probably joking . xoxo, Kate :] PS . COMPLETELY agree with #29