Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to announce to the class that I finally got a girlfriend. I received a standing ovation. FML
Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML
Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML
Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been seeing my maths teacher. I'm still failing his class. FML
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Top comments
JackFrost 0
Yeah, my mom would have done the exact same thing. In fact, she has said that before! So I know how you feel!
xXxBisouxXx 0
Ouch, Mom, shut up, life doesn't revolve around boys, I'm excited for making an acheivment that didnt involve hormones and or sluttyness, so shut up and congragulate me on an academic achievement, jeez, here I thought you zere supposed to be teaching life morals; thanks, I'm all equipped to zork at a strip club thanks to you ** for next time if there is one :P or something else... you know, whtever you want
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Comments (91)
KeiIshiyama 10
**** your mom, then. You don't need a love life to be happy.
HanaFML 10
Omg I feel so bad for you!?!?!?!
worldclassrager 41
Still that would be a reason to celebrate Good job OP
doglover100 29
Not much of an FML.
NotmadYT 17
Guess you failed English if you spell maths as "math"
garfunkulusmaximus 4
I don’t understand. How does she deserve it?