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Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML
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ohmygolly 0
You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?
GameRater01 0
oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.
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not1 0
#2 hah. was that guy really emo or something? because i've seen some guys that could confuse me, but not for 8 months.. damn.
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
Slightly offensive to us scene guys and emos dude... I could say the same about "normal" eople
shempi_fml 0
So what if she technically isn't a girl? Be openminded and date her anyway.
laden_swallow09 35
Just because someone is hetero doesn't make them close-minded. Why do you think everyone has to be gay, bi, or pan?
Mattyknows 0
#1 is a better FML.
ohmygolly 0
#12, because a person cannot help their sexuality. Whether OP is a straight male or a homosexual woman, they will not be attracted to the glory of a fine penis no matter how "open minded" they try to be. To try to guilt them into thinking anything else is, in and of itself, closed minded.
annonohmus 0
Lie.
MasaMushia 0
How the hell do you not notice that this person may or may not have a dick after 8 months? Got some mad skills up in thurr.
blinkingstarlet 15
op said crushing on for 8 months, not dating for 8 months. i don't know about you, but if im just crushing on someone i havent seen their genitals...
Safyre420 0
Love knows no bounds, just go with it.
nyah_nyah 0
aww... It's not so bad... i agree with safyre420... love knows no bounds.. look into it... you never know where it can lead
Mikeymikey 4
@18, in this case it leads to yr ass lol... well maybe the he/she looked like a girl and the OP needed some glasses.
F_ur_life_douche 0
Congratulations! it's a girl! waaaait, no, it's a tranny. Just don't have sex with her/him!
Sharkpuncher 0
Date herm anyways. Were you attracted to her before you knew he had a dick? I don't see how this should be a problem unless you were just looking for a ****** in which case there's roughly 50 percent of the population left.
esines 9
Maybe he doesn't like penis? That could be the problem