Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. Their response was basically, "Oh, you’re coming out? But we’ve known for years. It was obvious, so obvious we never knew you were in the closet in the first place." FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
Today, I told my friends I had been hiding something that I wanted to come clean on. My one friend responds by saying, "FINALLY you come out of the closet. It's about time." I'm not gay. I was just going to tell them my parents were getting a divorce. FML
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lakeylove 0
hey atleast they didn't care.
purple5 0
Major invasion of your privacy, sure. But at least they didn't freak out and were totally fine about it. Plus, they waited until you were ready to tell them rather than confront you when they figured it out through snooping...gotta give them credit for that!
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slicepaperwrist 0
gay **** and yaoi kicks ass
Candyflosss 0
At least they were cool about it?
BloodyPoisonKiss 0
At least they didn't blow up about it like most people. but that sucks!!
Kofu 0
Sure, it's embarassing that they were monitoring you, but at least they were somewhat comfortable with it. Look on the bright side, this isn't one of those nightmare stories where the father - or mother - starts beating the hell out of you, screaming the whole time how you're possessed by the devil. Unless... what kind of stuff were you looking at? Are we talking the hardcore gangbangs with leather, whips, and chains, or just two guys kissing? They may have been stunned speechless, hence the calm.
Ranryu 0
It just means they had time to deal with any issues they might have with your sexuality before confronting you. And you're lucky your parents were so accepting that they didn't even confront you about it when they found out about it, they let you come out to them first
Panda_monium_Ink 0
thats how mine found out XD only..moms in denial :)
juwalo09 0
******!!! go to fukin Canada you ****!
antihaterrr 0
hey Susan look at this site www.redeyebuttholes. com dude it's called delete history and cookies. I have nothin against gays I just think it's weird. i'm not some freaky catholic I don't Roy have a religion. just remember tools - Internet options- delete history
stormin972 0
At least it wasn't barnyard fun. That would be a little more awkward. Mom, Dad, I like sheep. lol
funi1234 3
now that is ****** harsh