Today, I finally got a good seat on a plane. I don't know what the man next to me had eaten, but I was trapped for two hours next to him as he let out silent, deadly egg farts the entire trip. There was nowhere to escape. FML
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OP here! Just had to clarify - the seat was a free upgrade due to problems with the previous flight I was supposed to get. Comfortable roomy upgrade. I feel bad if it was a medical issue and did my best not to let it show on my face - however that was not a fun smell for two hours :(
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thawny_fml 21
That's like a whole new level of terrorism.
UhHuhHoney 20
People seriously need to learn when and where to release their internal gassy juices. FYL op, FYL because egg farts are the worst.
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Comments (59)
Publikwerks 14
You and I have a far different definition of what constitutes a "Good Seat"
buckdharma 38
Maybe he ate some lizard eggs from a lizard who ate some eggs.
sstahpp 33
Maybe he had eggs.
2ndChanceBob86 9
What an "eggs"ruciating situation.
raaron773 19
Damn that sucks! Sorry OP
O0hdear 21
it always amazes me when people post stories like this and somehow some people still think they deserve it.
FlashlightBob 13
It was probably eggs, then.
writergirl1029 17
I have IBS and I get gas like that even if I haven't eaten anything unusual. It was probably even more unpleasant for him because he would have had the added factor of embarrassment.
writerchic85 26
I would have asked him to stop. That's so rude. He could have at least tried to hold them or apologized.
jet223 20
Worse than 9/11.