Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
Today, I lost my balance while crossing a creek and fell in. I had my camera on me at the time. It's fried, and I don't have the $2K I need to replace it. FML
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML
Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML
Today, while taking pictures by the pool, my friend wanted to use my camera. I told her to put the wrist strap on so it wouldn't fall into the pool. She dropped the camera while trying to put the strap on. FML
Today, I was tasked with taking a photo of my best friend getting engaged. As her boyfriend got down on one knee, I got so nervous that I fumbled the camera. It landed right in the lake. I didn’t get a single picture, and now I owe them a new Canon EOS R10. FML
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
Today, while on a nature hike with friends. I tried to take a selfie at the edge of a cliff with the majestic view as a backdrop, but I slipped and dropped my phone. It's now RIP (resting in pieces) at the bottom of a ravine. FML
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sourgirl101 29
That sucks but your heart was in the right place. You know how much your doggie loves his ball.
Monikabug 9
You don't take that stuff to a river. Keep it locked in your car. You just voided your warranty with Apple, but maybe you can get your camera and lens replaced? FYL
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Comments (206)
coolsteve 0
Dogs literally eat shit
TAKERofLIFE 0
well, was it worth the troubles you went through?
TrollHunter 0
ydi for being British I win
TrollHunter 0
In Soviet Russia ball goes after YOU!
BlueTwist89 0
Dumbdumb!
boreddoubletears 0
Gumgum?
amoneyx 0
I'm not brittish
katmandont 0
You can buy kits that will help undo the water damage. I've heard they work for things like iPods. Not sure about the camera or the lens though. Use google or some other search engine. There's tons (tonnes for you british) of stuff out there.
Gavik 0
Stupid tea-drinking redcoats. Maybe now you'll spend your money on important things like dental care.
Person1233 13
Please tell me that was sarcasm o_O It's too stereotypical to be serious.
sourgirl101 29
That sucks but your heart was in the right place. You know how much your doggie loves his ball.
Brandon96 0
what the **** is a penis?
redbluegreen 41
It's what you stroke, lick, worship, and slave over while you're slowly sucking your way to that creamy caramel center. It is the fruit of your slave existence and your master, so stop talking and suck it like your balls depend on it, sugarpea.
Sirin_fml 47
I was actually trying to eat here, thanks.
fisheatsbear 6
im thinking this might win the stupidest comment award. along with that kid saying computers were copper, not metal