Anonymous
United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When I woke up, I noticed my braces were stuck to the rug. After frantically pulling, my mom finally sawed me off the rug with scissors. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Ah, it's okay. There are times in life when it's okay to have your face buried deep in a rug. Did you get some experience out of it?
FYL_hardd 0
Yes, because we all use our teeth to make out.
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wtf858 0
carpet muncher's rock!
ashapasha 11
lol thanks for the warning
lilkim_fml 0
haha 51, you wanna have a brace? XD it hurts like shit the first couple a days. u cant eat proper food either... but its ok when you get used to it:) and you'll have nice teeth afterwodds! (this was just for anyone frightend of having braces, if you care) :(#)
indigo1 0
ha ha haaaaa!
MjsBabyAngel 0
YDI for having braces that attract rugs. :-p jk jk lol
imhowie 2
Insert "Who cares?" vote. That doesn't sound that bad seeing as your mom was able to free you.
immazombeastxD 0
say you'll eat red carpet! SAY IT! SAY IT! yeeees yeees i'll eat red carpet! :.(..
jinxthejinx 0
"carpet muncher joke"
jarrett10110 0
wouldn't tht be cut u off bc there isn't a saw featured on scisors
Trixies100 0
#87 hahahahaha