Work: Today, I ended up going to work two or so hours early, so I would... - FML

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By ShyGrl90 - 09/07/2016 03:33

Today, I ended up going to work two or so hours early, so I would be there and ready to start. Turns out that I got there on time because my start time was changed without my boss telling me. FML.

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Musicstruck17 24

Saturday 9 July 2016 20:40

Lucky you! Well I mean for being there in time. It's annoying to get your time changed without you even knowing but at least you didn't lose any hours.

kolby12309 26

Saturday 9 July 2016 20:05

happy accident, now talk to him about it

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kolby12309 26

Saturday 9 July 2016 20:05

happy accident, now talk to him about it

Musicstruck17 24

Saturday 9 July 2016 20:40

Lucky you! Well I mean for being there in time. It's annoying to get your time changed without you even knowing but at least you didn't lose any hours.

justtopissyouoff 3

Sunday 10 July 2016 0:20

Yes, FML. It's illegal to change a schedule with no notice. If OP had gotten fired, he/she could've sued or filed for unemployment and the unemployment offices would do research on the wrongful termination.

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