Today, I drove my new car with a manual transmission for the first time by myself. I was at a stoplight and saw a cute guy in the car next to me. He looked my way and gave me "the nod". The light turned green and I tried to go but I stalled out, lurching my car forward right into the car next to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work, I was driving a manual car for the third time ever. I managed to stall it and jolt forward, bumping the horn at the same time in front of a group of people. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I've only just got my license and waved someone through at a four-way stop because I was nervous. They waved back. We both kept waving while traffic built up behind us. Someone finally honked, and we both panicked and went at the same time. I stalled the car in the intersection. FML
Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
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xladylarienx 18
YDI for not knowing how to drive a stick shift.
YG27 0
@4, have you ever stalled a car in gear? She prob popped the clutch without giving enugh gas which causes the car to launch forward and then stall fr not giving enough gas. So yes you can stall a car and lurch it forward, still though YDI for trying to race without practice.
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Comments (66)
RufusCade 7
What is it with americans and stick shifts....
plem 0
how can you lurch forward into the car next to you?
StonePilot 0
That's what you get for driving a ricer P.O.S.
caligirl4life 0
pay attention to the road lol and learn how to drive a standard real well before you try impressing people. don't give us women who do drive standards a bad name ha. :)
Anteezy 7
I just don't see how this could happen, over here the majority of the cars are manual transmission and cars stall all the time, it's really not a big deal when it happens just start your car again and you're good to. So how the hell did you hit the car next to you...
Mr_Sharkings 5
>>forward right into the car next to me wut
jumpedx 0
This sounds like it's out of a chick-flick about a cute clumsy girl's dream relationship.
b18ch1ck 0
YDI. if you cared about driving stick half as much as getting stick, this would not have happened.
jmeg_fml 0
excellent
RuralNinja 0
Fake. How do you stall and lurch forward at the same time? I could understand if you stalled and suddenly stopped and got hit by the car behind you, but its impossible to produce the power needed to suddenly jump forward by stopping the engine.
leero 0
you've obviously never driven a standard. go read #5's comment.
barraCUDA28 0
4- you obviously have never driven a stick shift (in either manner for that matter.lol) but when you stall a manual tranny it lunges forward this is called " killed it" . the question is though, how would you hit the car next to you?