dammit
Redbank, Australia
Today, I dropped my toothbrush. Because I have the spatial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat, I hit my head against the sink as I bent down to get it. Then I did the same on the way back up, almost KO'ing myself. My boyfriend saw the whole thing and nearly pissed himself laughing. FML
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ChrisPavs 17
RKO OUTTA NOWHERE
xXmrmayorXx 21
That sucks, but you should probably be more careful next time.
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MrsPegg 45
You sound about as graceful as I OP. Lol!
Hildy93 21
Yeah you clumsy
Tavris 17
'The spacial awareness of a mentally-retarded gnat' may be the funniest thing I've read on the Internet in the last 5 years. :)
prostar9993 15
Get glasses?
saffy66 34
I'm with you - I've managed to injure myself many times in my house because I can't judge distances.
tiger820 20
this can't be real! who actually does this not once but twice you hit your head? 1st time shame on you, 2nd time shame on me, YDI. I know your boyfriend will always remember this.
djm2010 8
Wow, does he trust you to go down on him? You seem like the type of person to accidently headbutt someone in the testicles.
Lalala579121 28
Sink: 2 OP: 0
domolovesyoshi 33
Why would you not move out of the way of the sink first?
Lilkat39 5
I would fall over laughing too. Whether it was me seeing it or doing it.