Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into my car to go to work and discovered that my seat, seat-belt, door, and all the electronics in the door were wet. Apparently I hadn't wound the window all the way up, and it rained last night. I'm now sitting at my desk typing this with a wet bum. FML
Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML
Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML
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IamDreamingAbout 0
At least you're clean!! ;)
lubby_fml 0
Good gravy!! Its really January in Michigan? Man, its mid feb for everyone else in the world...
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Comments (87)
shanster 3
your car must suck because my drivers side door doesn't even shut all the way (the latch is broken) and I can go through a car wash just fine. So either you have a shit car or you're a lying asshole trying to make yourself feel better by getting a fake story put on this site. I hope it's not the latter, because that would be just straight up pathetic.
dirtgrinder 0
A defective seal is usually put to sleep.
metazoanhaddock 11
ahahahaha
DanielleTheOne 3
lol i was thinking the animal seal aswell im like huh :S then i read on im like ohhh lol.
dirtgrinder 0
#78 A seal is a mammal you dumbshit.
happypapp12 0
It's January in Seattle??
Phallus_fml 0
letting women drive is like letting monkeys be pilots.
killerkurt 0
AHAHA, I lol'd IRL.
Mauskau 36
My sister's driver's door is like this, even after replacing the seal. In December, it rained, then it snowed. A few days later we found a massive chunk of ice under the pedals.
dirtgrinder 0
I blew a seal once.........Then I was arrested.
Hikarishimizu 13
...And? Did you drown or something? Are you allergic to the soap they used? I don't see how this is an FML.
Kkkdawg 27
My passenger side doors seal is broken, and its been raining hard for about the past week. I go to my car everyday to find a few inches of water pooled on the floor. I feel your pain, OP.