Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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crazy_cat_lady24 0
That sound pretty cool actually... where can I get some?
xxorganizedmess 0
Dude. That's awesome. Except I would have put some on my right side just to even it out :D
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Comments (166)
603050294 0
How do so few people know that UV light is used to trace bodily fluids. I can definitely understand the embarrassment--it's like using a drinking fountain and having water spray in just the wrong spot.
tko 0
becauseb everyone on this site is a ******* 12 year old
lupsy 0
cum shows up under a blacklight so it looked like the OP was doing something dirty before the party, when really she just has an eye infection. thats why its an fml
ohFawkYou 0
sounds cool actually. LOL
RatIsKing 0
cooool
Lucyyyyy 0
This isn't an FML. This is just stupid.
JEK0418 0
Where can I get those? That would be awesome.
risquredhead 0
yeah, I think this sounds pretty sweet.
gigi2009 0
epic.
lyssalicious 0
that's ******* awesome!!
thelonelylurker 0
Why was your face glowing? Shouldn't your eyes glow because that's where the eye drops go? BTW that would be pretty awesome.