Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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crazy_cat_lady24 0
That sound pretty cool actually... where can I get some?
xxorganizedmess 0
Dude. That's awesome. Except I would have put some on my right side just to even it out :D
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Comments (166)
iFruit 0
Haha you could have told people you had superpowers
kmo50 0
ok people get off her case... it obviously was embarassing to her so quit hatin and sympathize :)
LadyDee 0
That would have been cool! I would have played it off and what not. Said it was part of my outfit or something. It wouldn't be an FML cause worse stuff could have happened.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
wtf YDI for thinking this is an FML
wn427 0
in a way this is funny, but still, that sucks.
anonymsspermdonr 0
suck less dick?
xxXChiiXxx 2
You should go home and draw a flower design or something XDD
thatonekid2010 0
YDI for being a time traveling Asian Elephant.
kmm 0
Hahahaha, that is hilarious. It does suck though, sorry that happened!
tequilabird 0
LMFAO at all the people who don't get this