Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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crazy_cat_lady24 0
That sound pretty cool actually... where can I get some?
xxorganizedmess 0
Dude. That's awesome. Except I would have put some on my right side just to even it out :D
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Comments (166)
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
hows that fml? id love to glow[:
singerguy18 0
Thats messed up thugbert.
Summerkid86 0
the same thing happened to me once, when i had to go to the hospital because I got crazy glue in my eye! except my whole face didn't glow, just my eye...
thefaded 0
why the hell would you put krazy glue in your eye?
Summerkid86 0
pshh why wouldn't you put crazy glue in your eye?
intothecrypt 3
you were probably trying to seal the hole your brain obviously leaked out of.
deni_kaos 0
i thin i get it. the people might have thought you got jizzed all over... you should just put eye drops in better, then.
itschris 0
cool beans :]
railfan_fml 0
tell em it's glo in the dark paint... I bet it looked cool anyway!
RandeeRahrs 0
I am pretty sure this belongs on my arse
cielo_fml 0
bahahaha. that is awesome. i wish my face would glow! this should be on oprah fer shure.
RandeeRahrs 0
I love you.
nnnzzznnn 0
My life is like a curly-wurly.
RandeeRahrs 0
We are best friends now.
aeh76 0
Lets build a fort.
RandeeRahrs 0
Can my cat come..?
aeh76 0
Sure! *Accio RandeeRahrs*
RandeeRahrs 0
HELL YEAH. I got the the best Harry Potter blankets to build it with, too.
aeh76 0
sweeeeeettt!!! oh, and i downloaded the pokemon theme song yesterday, so we got stuff to jam too.
screwtaylor 0
Dude, GTFO. Leave the forts and all that to twats not here. Good day.
aeh76 0
AVADA KEDAVRA!
arsenic660 4
ahhhhh *dies* lol
arsenic660 4
X__X
RandeeRahrs 0
Yeah whatever when FML goes crashing down don't come running to our fort.
Havin 19
Good one #52
Ridyn 0
Haha I bet people thought it was cum!
thissucksmajorly 0
jealous...
prshusl0l 0
That's awesome! This is deff NOT an FML.