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steam_engenius Reno, United States

Today, I discovered that spicy ground beef bits are the perfect size to become lodged in one's nasal cavity when vomited back up. FML

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steam_engenius 21

I didn't close my mouth while vomiting...The ground beef just kinda made it up there somehow.

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Its best to open one's mouth when vomiting.

Well that snot cool.

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ohh that really sucks OP, but how did you get it out?

steam_engenius 21

Thankfully, some vigorous snorting did the trick.....

And it's so hard getting it unlodged. Burns so much too.

steam_engenius 21

Okay, in response to everyone who is saying I should have opened my mouth, my mouth was open, believe me. Things can still go up into the sinuses. And, to everyone suggesting I chew my food, it's impossible to chew every piece of food into complete mash. Nobody does, no matter how well they chew. How else would it be common knowledge that corn frequently comes out in human poop?

immunetoinsanity 23

This happened to me less than a week ago. I feel your pain, as it was heavily seasoned taco meat that was stuck in my nose. My nettipot couldn't even get it out. It was awful. Try steaming then blowing your nose, that's what finally worked for me... After 3 days ?

How much were you drinking???