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steam_engenius Reno, United States

Today, I discovered that spicy ground beef bits are the perfect size to become lodged in one's nasal cavity when vomited back up. FML

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steam_engenius 21

I didn't close my mouth while vomiting...The ground beef just kinda made it up there somehow.

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artistswife 19

Its best to open one's mouth when vomiting.

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Well that snot cool.

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Comments (44)

heyitslogan 16

Am I the only one who wants to know how OP's gonna get that out

One_Way 43

Carefully.

CandyApple88 13

i am a fan of chewing my food before i swallow it.

saffy66 34

Probably time to start chewing your food...

worldclassrager 41

Snorting meat? That's one desperate way to get high... Never anything fun about vomiting in any way shape or forum

CoolCookie210 22

Cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe cringe

False_Stupidity 42

For some reason, your comment makes me cringe.

allforfun 23

My uncle had shredded lettuce in his nose after vomiting; two Big Macs from McDonalds for lunch that day.

NigerianPrince 11

i once laughed so hard that i squirted dr pepper out my nose. it burned.

kuzzy00 22

This FML complexly mooved me.