the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
5.9Cummins
Canada
KEEP IT DOWN
Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML
Thesuz
Edmonton, Canada
Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML
Barney
Thunder Bay, Canada
The Voice
Today, I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes, and I started singing along to my favorite song when it came on my playlist. However, unbeknownst to me, my neighbors were having a barbecue next door, and they cheered and applauded when I'd finished. I’m never singing again. FML
Anonymous
United States
Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML
Can you say "bandwagon"?
United States
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
shadowfigure
United States
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
ShowerStar
Mequon, United States
Audition time!
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Anonymous
United States
Can it, Whitney!
Today, I discovered that my neighbors had held a secret "meeting" to discuss how annoying my "constant singing" as I go about my days in my apartment. They even made a petition, with over ten signatures, asking me to "cease and desist." FML
Top comments
misfitSuperStar 0
Buy some noise canceling headphones, op! Or go join in.
H8rSk8r 0
Buy yourself a karaoke and sing "Baby" by J Bieber. That will send your neighbors packing.
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Comments (88)
unSaNiTii 0
"Today my neighbor called the police on us. The crime? Singing off key.
russian153 4
how the **** does this lame shit get published?
louie111887 0
This could be your chance to get to know them. Come on don't act like YOU don't like to sing and make a fool of yourself too. Just go with it buddy, and maybe you wont be so bitter when your neighbors take up something they enjoy and have fun with. :)
Koolio_ 0
ahaaaaaaaaaha
Fmlissodamnfunny 0
sup tc
FMLandurstoo 9
YDI for not killing them
carpediemryders 0
WTF, and how is this a FML
vanillatwilight6 0
JOIN! and hopefully theyre good singers or your ears will tottally be bleeding
persianlovaaa691 0
why's that bad
RedPillSucks 33
"Today, my neighbor bought a Ferrari Enzo, FML" Who cares??? I have to assume that you live in an apartment and share a wall with said neighbor but this isn't stated anywhere. Just go complain to the apartment manager if the neighbor gets too noisy. Most places have a noise ordinance.
laxdude0589 0
o god no