Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, I accidentally stuck my thumb into my eye and scratched myself just under my eyebrow. I don't know why my hand was anywhere near my eye. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, I was on a date and tried to act seductive and mysterious by slowly sipping my drink while making eye contact with him. I misjudged the straw’s length and location and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I was trying to take the cap off a can of spray cooking oil. It was really stuck so I pulled extra hard. It flew off and I punched myself in the head. I also sprayed myself in the eye with it. The lump on my forehead and my swollen shut eye make me look like Popeye, but I'm a girl. FML
Today, I accidentally poked myself in the left eye. As I sat there in pain, my 9-year-old nephew, who we think has OCD, decided to help out by poking me in the right eye. FML
Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
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lendmeyourteeth 0
geniuss
HanaxD 0
So much for being clever.
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Comments (74)
CronosDage 0
YDI.
LOL97_fml 0
sooo nawt a good fml
twizzlers4ever 2
FAIL!! How do you miss our temple?!?! GOSH!! So much for using that noodle you supposedly have up there. YDI
saaaammmmm 0
To be fair, a few people in history with magnificent noodles were complete klutz. J. Robert Oppenheimer in particular, who was absolutely brilliant, had a habit of breaking things in the laboratory. That might have played a part in why he was a theoretical physicist instead of an experimental one.
Sekococo 0
agrees's with #2 O.- owie :D
butlerreid 0
WTF how do you even do that!?
Gobsnoglin 0
Hand eye coordination failure! YDI for being stupid.
sophiecee 0
omg ! i did that ! hahaa
Asterio 5
Ha, dumbass.
music_girl23 0
hahaha
__no_one__ 0
Does anyone else think that "I used my noodle" sounds incredibly stupid in the first place?
Byah 2
Yeah, I've never understood how that phrase came about. Frankly, "just using my noodle" doesn't sound like it's referring to your head.