Today, I did slightly below average on my programming project. Aside from it being unnecessarily difficult, I also couldn't focus on it due to problems at home. After I confided in my colleague about it, I heard him mutter, "I knew women were crappy programmers". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sexist, misogynistic boss showed me a new program we all have to use. After several minutes of him explaining it badly and belittling me for doing it wrong, I opened a sub-folder that showed that I CREATED THE PROGRAM. He walked away, then later wrote me up for "having a bad attitude." FML
Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML
Today, I was complaining to my friend how I was doing all the work in my group, and that they were getting all the credit. Her response? "It's OK, you're doing a shitty job anyway." FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, my wife yet again started nagging me about a project I've been working on. With every single whiny word spewed from her yap, I could feel my excitement diminish, until it was replaced entirely with resentment and a craving for beer. FML
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Today, while presenting a project I've worked on for months, one of the professors exasperatedly cut in mid-sentence, saying, "Look, it's shit. Just stop already." FML
Today, I finished a huge project for work. It took 3+ days and I was very proud of it. Except when I submitted it to my boss, he said that he'd already asked another person to do it. He used that person's project, not mine. FML
Today, my coworkers quietly ditched the project I spent months working on, because typing in numbers into a website "is too hard." Our boss is out, so I have no recourse. Why do I bother? These people hate numbers. FML
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Top comments
ThePotatoPancake 17
Sexist prick
MrSassypants 34
Sexist pug.... I couldn't think of another word to match the other comments.
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Comments (99)
WCARlover 35
sexist bacon. Gotta find a use for those sexist pigs
Redgy22 26
YUM!
WCARlover 35
your picture makes your comment
SystemofaBlink41 27
Sexist cannibal, 52.
thatonedude55 8
It probably tastes rotten and lonely.
Sunflora219 26
Well, his sexist attitude won't be getting him any sex.
TheFount 21
Narcissism (which fits with chauvinism) is one of the dark triad traits, an extremely effective short term mating strategy for men.
Sunflora219 26
...what?
Stevethatguy 3
What if he was gay? He's not being mean to men so he still has that option for him.
Cerebral_Origami 5
Sounds like a real dick. Don't let it bother you. There will always be jerks that get off on putting other people down.
d00z3r 8
motherdick....
UH60 26
Sexist meat lover's sandwich. Had to find a use for the baguette, duck, pig, and bacon.
psyjoniz 12
it is my observation as a 20+ year professional software developer that women are much better at it just fewer of them out there. dont listen; they have no clue what they are talking about.
MrJenksMan 1
You are sexist.
FlyinOrion 10
What sense does it make that we are condemning the guy for sexism, but you are saying the reverse now?
chocolatefrog28 29
Sexist donkey. Pay no mind to him, he uses poor grammar anyway and you don't have time for that nonsense.
MrJenksMan 1
How do you know?
BreM16 23
She knows because of what op said in the quote. As long as the quote is the mans exact words.
DanCastellaneta 17
If he's gonna treat you as a bitch, you should slap him like you're not playing around.
MrJenksMan 1
yeah!! because assault is legal.
momo3p 22
Sexist Dingleberg
BreM16 23
Haha! Yes!! This one is my favorite!
Wizardo 34
Sexist Flanders
MasterTron 24
Sexist Tick