Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job, and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online instead. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
ADHD brain
Today, I cleaned my room, which I’d been putting off for ages. Halfway through, I sat down “just for a second” to check my phone. Two hours later, I was still scrolling, surrounded by half-sorted piles of stuff. When my roommate walked in and asked if I was reorganizing or giving up, I didn’t know. FML
Anonymous
Dating sucks
Today, I spent three hours cleaning my apartment for a date. I then took a nap, only to wake up to find my cat had destroyed the place. Lucky for me, my date never showed up, and I ended the evening drinking Prosecco while sadly swiping through Tinder. FML
OhNo
Bakersfield, United States
Today, I accidentally stood up my first date ever. How? I spent all of last night cleaning my parents' house for extra spending money to make sure the date went perfect, but I ended up sleeping through the alarm as well. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Productive
Today, in an effort to actually be productive for once, I decided to clean out my closet. However, I ended up getting distracted by old photos, started crying over past relationships and dead pets, and didn't end up getting anything done whatsoever. FML
leapple
United States
Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML
anon
United States
Lonely but tidy
Today, I spent an hour cleaning my apartment because I thought I had a date coming over. Right as they were supposed to arrive, they canceled because they “got too tired.” Now it’s just me, alone in a spotless apartment, watching a terrible documentary on Netflix. FML
jjkk
Good night, sleep tight
Today, I have been trying to stop sleeping during the day, so I decided to clean my room to keep myself awake. Four hours later, I woke up on the floor. FML
SharpDressedMan
Leesburg, United States
Today, I spent almost nine hours cleaning because I was promised I could go to junior prom if my room was cleaned. I missed a dust bunny and couldn't go. I had a date for this, who I'd had a crush on for over a year and barely managed to ask to go with me. FML
yourmomsabitch
United States
Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML
Anonymous
Counterproductive?
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
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Derzimma 2
Happened to me the other day.
rxxk 0
That's sorta what I did today. I planned on studying for my test tomorrow, finish my homework due tomorrow, and make an outline for my website idea. I ended up reading Fmylife for 6 hours straight.
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lonerftl 3
Hmm I can't remember me typing that.... oh wait I didn't Just remember "small steps."
xTiDWoPx 0
Sounds like me on a good day:)
boarder_140 0
You need to get laid
siddyslackah 0
gotta get married first
butteredbuns 0
I did that today, aswell.... Fml and fyl
Violet_X 3
Woo video games @! Find a chick to play with you. lol o.o
Shyman4ever 0
Happens to everyone all the time. But you had a perfect opportunity but you ****** up and YDI
thecure_fml 0
Wow loser
amyrenee2413 0
LOL sorry to laugh, but I do the same everyday!!!
monkey314159 0
test
Dillon13 0
LMFAO...I've been supposed to clean my room for the passed like, 3 days. After I clean my room I should be able to go hang out with my friends... I've played video games all day on all of those days.