bender
Canada
Today, I decided that it would be good exercise to shovel the ice on the backyard patio. Now I can't stand up. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Slippin'
Steele, United States
Steady as she goes
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Snowtoe
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
bedrockmike
United States
Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML
theyreallydosmell
Today, I came home from a vacation. It had snowed, so I decided to shovel the front walk. While shoveling, I found a dead skunk frozen solid on the sidewalk. I tried to pick it up with my shovel, but it stuck. It won't move 'til the ice melts. FML
youlyingjerk
United States
Don't just stand there!
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
Anonymous
Calexico, United States
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
No more!
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Klamp18
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Sorry not sorry
Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
Michael McMike
Whitehorse, Canada
Neighborly
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Out of Shape
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Egypt
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
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tom9686 0
ah bet Australias looking good right now no ice, have fun in the cold
anonymas_fml 0
You tried to shovel ice?
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shoguu 0
and...?
ImaginaryFoe 1
It's redundant to say this but perdix FTW
twocrazymonkey 0
your suck a fatass aren't you! you can't stand after shovel snow? let me guess you also sweat after you eat right?
trickyd 0
That made no grammatical sense. At all. Learn to use a pen before a computer.
scorpio82 0
and where do you live twocrazymonkey? Have you had the pleasure of shoveling wet, heavy snow? It makes it very easy to throw your back out. Go outside in a foot of wet, heavy snow and shovel for a good hour then see how you feel.
boatkicker 5
Why were you shoveling the ice out back? First of all, who shovels ice? Most people shovel the snow before it starts to turn into ice. Second of all, what possessed you to shovel the back patio anyways? If it's cold enough for there to be ice, I doubt you're going to be sitting out there enjoying the weather. Maybe I'm just a wimp when it comes to the cold, but I'd prefer to do some type of indoor exercise than shovel ice out in the freezing. Even still FYL.
MarieT 0
how about u lose some weight. then u won't be as tired from doing a little exercise.
KASHMIR_fml 0
quit bitchin n man up nigga
blackirish44 0
Who shovels for the exercise? your an idiot. shoveling should only be done out of necessity.
cats400 16
I LIVE IN TEXAS! SUCKS TO SUCK!