Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML
Odd punishment
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
It's nothing personal
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML
Doodle
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Descriptive
Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
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FMLKitten 15
As much as a teacher shouldn't be doing this, it makes perfect blackmail!
AphyTheBronette 15
Mrs Crabby cakes it's not " weird anime crap" it's technically a form of art. Maybe the girl will grow up to be a great manga artist. Instead try this new concept encourage your students, even if it's outside your comfort zone on traditional art. Oh and talk with her parents she's obviously got anger issues.
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DoubleR_Anna 4
I draw in class all the time, I never take notes. Some people, like me, don't feel the need to take notes because we remember things Pretty Well or already know the subject. I bet the student picked up on those negative feelings and as an artist myself, you insult my art, you insult me.
Arch27 27
I never took notes in all the years I went to school. I also never applied myself because I found the work boring and beneath me (look for my other long comment). had I tried, I may have graduated a bit higher than my high-B, low-A status. Basically, without really trying I managed to graduate in the top 20% of my class.
1098765432 0
You deserve it you anal twat if they take notes the they take notes if they don't they dont
brinney_monster 4
Hey! Anime is not crap! -.-
Arch27 27
I think it is, but then I wouldn't hold that against a student who enjoyed it.
Arch27 27
A quick background for this little tale: When I was 10 I was psychologically evaluated at being far more developed for my age. I was reading at a 5th year college level (Masters). When I was 15 I was put into a mental institution. I went 'nuts' because I was too advanced for the people I was supposed to be associating with. I'd have been more comfortable hanging out with college graduates than my peers. I was released from there for half my Freshman year of high school with daily visits to my psychologist, but for Sophomore I was fully on my own. Day One of my Sophomore year of high school I went to my new English class. The teacher was talking about the books we were going to read and the supplies we were required to obtain. She handed out "Oedipus Rex" and stated that we needed a 3 subject notebook. Subject 1 was for class discussion notes. Subject 2 was for vocabulary notes. Subject 3 was for our "personal journals". She said, with an off-putting glee, she would be collecting the notebooks every Friday to read over our journals. She stated that if we wrote nothing it would count against us. I stood up, put my small memo notebook in my pocket and headed toward the door. "And just where do you think _you're_ going?" she barked at me. "The **** out of this class, lady," I said back. "You're no psychologist, so you have no right to intrude on my thoughts. You also have no right to mark against me for not sharing them." Everyone in the class looked at me like I was nuts. I went to my guidance counselor and demanded a different class, no matter how it restructured my schedule. I got what I wanted. Five other people from that class transferred out a week later.
NerdyKink 7
I've seen truer statements in Mitt Romney's presidential campaign.
ToddetteFTW 1
i always hate to hear stories where people are institutionalized for being different :( you're awesome for doing what you did. also have you ever heard of paulo coelho? he's a writer whose parents had him committed to a mental institution specifically because he wanted to be a writer.
Aliicat16 9
YDI for calling it weird anime crap you dick, art is art.
yentlben 2
How does it help your students if you collect their reference notes? What then do they have to study from?
wolfgirl18 3
YDI for labeling her art as crap maybe If you weren't a judgemental bitch she wouldn't have did that.
BlazeSaber 1
thinking that doodles are crap will do that to you some of my best work came from a doodle don't discourage any form of art you sound like a strict teacher ever think that's the problem
knoxxx 22
One of the best classes I have ever taken was my senior year high school english class, which was actually two different upper level classes (AP English and UW English) being taught at the same time. Within the first week of class, the teacher had flipped us off as an example of what being explicit was. She wasn't offensive though, she just knew how to reach a large variety of learners all at once in a very clear way. On all our big assignments we had the option of watching movies versus reading books, or creating a scrapbook versus writing an essay. It wasn't about the medium of communication, it was about a higher level of understanding. I'll never forget that class or the things I learned in it. To me it sounds like OP just hasn't figured out a good teaching style yet. You live and you learn, OP. It's probably time to adjust your curriculum.
Axis_OP 2
You deserved it. No one calls Anime Crap. Learn to respect others before you wish to receive respect from others.
robert76 5
Anime IS crap.