Today, I chaperoned a school dance. A song I knew came on, and, wanting to be the fun teacher, I danced around a little. The students then pointed and laughed. I graduated in '87 and high school still hurts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I recently graduated from high school and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say, "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, I went to my first ever party as a freshman, with friends from my dorm. There was a dance floor, and despite never having danced in public before, I put my best efforts into my dance moves… only to end up dislocating my knee. It's safe to say I won't be winning any dance contests anytime soon. FML
Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML
Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
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kearsleyz 10
Shoulda Asked them to teach you how to Dougie'!
ee13lbp 4
It would have been more awkward if they just stared in silence...
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Comments (80)
ambear26 14
High school will never stop hurting.
Austyn57 1
kids these days are horriable ull be ok
Sairagna 2
Great Teacher Onizuka
prettyinpink03 11
¡Oppa Gangam Style!
BananerzFresh 12
No matter if you would have just stayed standing doing nothing you would have gotten talked about and laughed at. Kids these days are cruel. :/
xoxo_jackie 5
First of all, what the **** is a zeek?
scooter50 12
Hey as long as you had fun
ohhhsnapple 14
If you can't handle brutal honesty, you probably shouldn't be a teacher. Kids naturally tear their teachers apart, lol. (As I've learned from experience.) I don't even flinch from the insults anymore.
MrFuckingFrazier 3
Don't sweat it OP just learn to laugh at yourself and you'll be just fine.
djgoreo 12
Maybe they thought it was funny and were entertained by your attempts to entertain.