Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML
Today, I was helping a friend move. Before we arrived, he put his key on my key ring to keep it safe. When we got there, he promptly shoved my front door key into the lock and snapped it clean off. Not only can we not get into his house, but now I can't get back into mine. FML
Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, my new neighbor broke into our new house because his key didn't work. We just closed on the house this week and changed the locks when footprints were found in the bathtub after the cleaning crew went through. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
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Top comments
amirn86 0
LOL... I wonder how that conversation went down... "HERE'S YOUR DAMN KEY BACK, STOP STALKING ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!" "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH I LOVE YOU DON'T LEAVE ME" *slams door in her face*... *walks back to apartment and realizes he gave his key to the ex* "Yeah so I uhh gave you MY key by mistake"
destron 0
Smooth move, but I can sympathize what a crappy position you are now in having had a truly crazy ex.
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Comments (42)
medfly 2
here if you are locked out of the house you can hire someone to break in, and you can replace the key.
Rodjmeister 0
this is the most epic fail i've heard in soooo long.
AntiChrist7 0
you're an idiot, twice. YDI
alex_smokin_okin 0
this makes as much sense as Scientology, why wouldn't she just give you back a key that she clearly has no use for that you clearly very much have use for, and whats the big deal if you don't have her key, first of all, she just wants it back so you can't have it, and if she really needed it, she can easily get a new key made up, this FML was an epic fail of trying to be funny
jayfx 0
lol foooool
Frlf 0
If you gave your ex her keys, why shouldn't she give you your keys? I call it fake. >=[.
goober33 0
Fail.
Quinnjamin 0
Dumbass
adelaide_evening 0
And in the time it took you to figure it out, she had ten copies of your new house key made. I feel like you're going to become very good friends with whoever is changing your locks.
bayybee 0
#14. if shes crazy then shell obviously try to get back into the house. & him giving her the key back was like a sign of closure. You know, like when you give them back everything they gave you?