Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML
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Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML
Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and even the person who seemed excited about me finally turning 21 and can legally drink forgot. Guess who got drunk alone tonight? This guy. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML
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peaceout314 0
Sucks that you were alone, but what was the ticket for? I mean, we can't know for sure whether this is a FYL or YDI because we don't know the details. Happy Birthday, now you have more than one.
kmart72 0
happy birthday! :) don't feel bad, my 18th birthday sucked too. sorry about that ticket though.
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Comments (60)
fyou1 0
im sorry HAPPY BDAY though
Zazu7711 0
ok
Tristan269 0
Thats really sad Hppy Birthday with a smile on top :)
lakeeri1 0
Happy 18th Birthday!
Ohnothingreally 0
Happy Birthday! :D Oh, and by the way, before anyone's like "YDI FOR GETTING A TICKETZ!!!!" Sometimes, cops give you tickets, when you didn't do anything. My mum once got a ticket, and took it to court. Guess who lost? The cop.
GreenHacker 0
Why were you speeding? It's not like you had a birthday party to go to or something.
fmliknow 0
Thats a sin.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
RatIsKing 0
my mom got a ticket on my birthday a couple years ago...pulling into the parking lot of the restaurant we were going to to celebrate my birthday :P
DameGreyWulf 1
My parents forgot my birthday, and then, when she remembered after a long rant about him, mom told me that she had only married dad because she was pregnant with me. Your life is far from ******.
boatkicker 5
That sucks OP. Happy Birthday! I've been there. My 16th birthday. Friends forgot, Parents forgot, little sisters forgot, but I did get a postcard in the mail from my pediatricians office saying "Happy birthday! You're sixteen now, which means you're older than our age cut-off so you need a new doctor." At least I didn't get a ticket though. I'm sorry sorry. Happy Birthday. Hope your next one is better.