Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Today, I dressed cute to surprise my boyfriend of 2 years. Instead of being happy or impressed about it, he accused me of cheating and dressing up to impress a new guy he'd made up in his head. FML
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Top comments
missL1z 5
Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!
kristindabomb 12
Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?
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Comments (174)
BlAzEtHiS 0
That's ballsy. You should let it slide this once for the factit was a creative way to try and deny it. I wouldn't have thought of that. But then again I wouldn't cheat either.
jayejayejaye122 3
Even if he didn't cheat on you, any guy who uses a fake accent for a stupid excuse isn't worth it
Lexxya 7
The bright side is that you discovered what kind of person he his. Now it's time for you to find a better man.
saint556 4
Are you a ******? In that case ydi
steviesnm 6
I believe you mean EX-boyfriend??
Joey44 15
This has got to be the greatest "It Wasn't Me" moment ever.
F_M_L_Alex92 10
what kind of accent :P ?
raider23 1
lol, what an idiot
sweetheartxoxo88 7
I don't which is worse, the fact that he cheated or the fact that he thought he could insult your intelligence with such a ridiculous story! Either way, FYL.
EpicLovee 2
You have a stupid boyfriend.