Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Top comments
missL1z 5
Ingenious! Wow! He really thought he could get away with that?!
kristindabomb 12
Usual excuses? Does he cheat on you often?
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Comments (174)
cmb8280 24
Gotta give him props for creativity though
Monkey1708 2
wow that made my night.
hellopiggy9914 3
same here!
mind_fucked 4
What the ****! I woulda punched him and left his ass and dumbass excuses behind! Hopefully op u dumped his ass then and there!
Jazz15 0
lmao!ohh dear goodness,I've heard a lot of excuses.but that has to be one of my favorites.verry original!
Fukk_fml 0
Wtf! Thats a first! Lmao
jack_tells_truth 0
You dated the dumbass, you deserve it. Put more effort into finding a decent guy next time
roxyelizabeth 3
Wow what a douche! Dump him!
Miss_Attitude96 24
You know it's bad, when they use the "long-lost-twin" trick. Way to find out now then later.
ravibabi001 0
What a douche
bethelluvscats 0
Well at least you realize how much of a Dumbass he is (x this is a Goid thing... You woukda wasted your time with an Unfaithful fool like him!