Today, I casually mentioned to my mom that my boyfriend of two years and I were thinking about moving in together. She looked me dead in the eye and said if I ever moved out, she'd throw me out of the house. I'm confused. FML
Imafishyfishy tells us more.
Oh wow! It actually got posted! I'm the OP here, and I'm 19, the reason I'm confused is because when I finished high school he and I were going to move down to Florida together so I could go to college, and I got really sick, so we stayed here. My mom was completely fine with it when we were going to move out of state but now that we're moving to the apartment complex not even a mile away. I asked her for clarification and she told me that I knew what she meant. So I asked my dad, and he told me the same thing. I think they might be screwing with me.
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thatfrenchguy 8
The good old, "you can't fire me...I quit!" trick
trellz17 19
She's probably just ******* with you
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Comments (49)
cblock94 7
Sounds like she was housing around! No? Okay...
tgod2013 5
Maybe she will literally throw you out if you choose to leave :)
Cysioland 8
I know that feel, bro. "If you leave the house without permission, you can't come back."
footcheezeez 16
Shes either ficking with you, or she spoke without thinking...
BagelBoy97 13
Maybe she won't let you go back to her house if you move out.
legendxs 20
Your mother sux... If I were you i wouldn't want to have that kind of a mom.
aboelmagd 18
IQ level: negative infinity. I am a nerd I know :D
Claney 9
I laughed way to hard at this
jlc82 14
translation: you have nowhere to go if things don't work out