Today, I casually mentioned to my mom that my boyfriend of two years and I were thinking about moving in together. She looked me dead in the eye and said if I ever moved out, she'd throw me out of the house. I'm confused. FML
Imafishyfishy tells us more.
Oh wow! It actually got posted! I'm the OP here, and I'm 19, the reason I'm confused is because when I finished high school he and I were going to move down to Florida together so I could go to college, and I got really sick, so we stayed here. My mom was completely fine with it when we were going to move out of state but now that we're moving to the apartment complex not even a mile away. I asked her for clarification and she told me that I knew what she meant. So I asked my dad, and he told me the same thing. I think they might be screwing with me.
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thatfrenchguy 8
The good old, "you can't fire me...I quit!" trick
trellz17 19
She's probably just ******* with you
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Comments (49)
Momo_Moonlight 25
Your mom sounds weird. Moce out and see what happens. :)
attitude_angel 15
I've always wanted to "moce" outta my house too...
Hairnet 14
c and v are next to each other so maybe give her/him a little brake.
hienzburgess 9
I'm pretty sure she meant that you'll never be welcome back into her house. Use your common sense.
lpro 10
Common sense? First they were okay with it, now they aren't. It's a bit confusing. Don't be rude cause you think you have all the answers
jonathan_dallas 10
I wonder if she means that if you move out you won't be welcome back home if things don't work out
jaimielynne 7
I think you just got your way!
Ella_fml 17
When I went swimming in a storm once, my mom said, "If you drown, I'll kill you." Confusing? Yes. But it's a way of saying "Don't do it!"
Smashhoof 15
And this happened right after your boyfriend's mom broke into his house and got mad at him for having a girlfriend? Wow, these moms have some serious attachments.
rawr_ily96 24
I just love references to other FMLs. :D
hiandrews69 29
This was probably a case of not saying what you mean. You're parents were probably ok with you moving to another state with him because you would have been going to college. Perhaps they aren't ok with you moving into an apartment nearby because you won't be in school?
roxxyfoxxy3 25
I think she means "If you ever ******* leave me, you can bet your ass your not coming back" Good luck OP!
sig4life 18
Well I am not sure how to respond. Was she drunk, high, or under some type of pain killer?
ender6137 5
Imafishyfishy. That's great!
Imafishyfishy 11
It's a song I apparently used to sing when I was little
zandalee 20
It will all work out. As a Mum of three I sometimes spaz out as well. It's kind of hard when your babies move out. You do sound like a switched on young woman so I'm sure you will be fine. Good luck hun. :)