Today, I came out to my parents. After we had a talk about them accepting me, my dad said, "Now get out of here you little duck sucker." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML
Today, I was going out with my boyfriend after recently coming out. On my way out the door, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Suck that dick like a champ tonight, son." FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML
Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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xoxoblondee 31
duck him. you just need to cut goose and let yourself free. don't let him be Robin anything from you. don't be emu about it!
Ashamed_Sister 60
This doesn't sound like the acceptance of duck sucking.
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Comments (20)
Lemou_fml 25
What a snowflake. You suck duck every so often, but doesn't want to be call out of it, because it's your dad? How is this FML?
Lee Elliott 4
i got a question, though, like, was that a censored **** sucker and he was hateful, or was it a dad joke, cause tbh if he's telling dad jokes RIGHT after you came out, imo he's accepted fine. the ****.
Neror 13
Is your dad from New Zealand?
Pamela Jessen 5
Ha!! I would be washing my windows at least three times a day...maybe more! I like a clean house. I also believe in getting to know your neighbours! ???