Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I came out as bisexual while we were in the car. My mom started crying behind the steering wheel, driving at 85 mph. She later told my dad, even though I asked her not to. My dad said, "Give it a month, he'll grow out of it." I realized I was bi 4 years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, after confessing to my 16 year-old sister that I was only into guys younger than me, she said that was OK because she was attracted to guys in their late 40's and that an age gap was not that much of a big deal. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
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bekkylove22 23
It's actually brilliant because you were able to explain it to her before any prejudices could reach her.
llalala_fml 19
This is why we need to update sex education in schools.
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Comments (129)
ccpowpow 11
I am younger,much younger than 17 and I know the difference.
dannnngthatsux 19
From an ignorant person's view point, it makes sense. She didn't say she was duo gendered, your sex is your parts, therefore bisexual is have 2 sex parts. If you love only one gender you aren't unisexual.
TallMist 32
No... there's most definitely a difference between being bi and having both parts. Being bi means you can fall in love with someone, whether male or female. Being intersexed (a hermaphrodite) means having both male and female parts at the same time. (Not to be confused with being transgender)
Kristoffer 35
there's no such thing as a human hermaphrodite. you meant to say intersex.
Visitant45 6
in·ter·sex noun the abnormal condition of being intermediate between male and female; hermaphroditism. an intersex individual; a hermaphrodite.
duramunch18 9
******.
TallMist 32
Really? Was that really necessary?
animalxcrackers 20
Fyi, hermaphrodite is not the accepted term. Intersex is correct.
savemeSheehan 8
Congrats on coming out, welcome to the team lol. Sorry you had to explain that to her though, awkward
renegadekid2002 14
How dumb is your 17 year old sister
fantasyworld 39
We need sex ed regarding LGBT people.
djb137 4
Guess your seduction plan kinda back fired