Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML
Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML
Today, I returned from my first paid vacation in the past 2 years from a place with no cell, or internet. I've just found out that our department has been downsized. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
Today, while on vacation, I called my home phone to check the messages. Someone answered. FML
Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, I came back to work after 4 days off, as I'd worked a whole month with no weekends or days off, 8-12 hours per day. I came back to over 200 unread emails, 300 emails to send, and over 50 arrears collection calls to make by 2pm. It appears that my coworker did nothing the whole time I was off. FML
Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
Today, my wife came back from a three-day moms' retreat, and was mad I didn't immediately want to spend time with her. She called me 68 times (yes, I counted) while she was gone, so it was really like she never left. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
Really though, what else matters?
meatloaf11 23
We can't all be popular
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Comments (64)
wickedhyype 17
Missing fmls is serious business. Tighten up.
saffy66 34
People probably knew you were away and left you alone. Don't take it to heart.
JustaDO_fml 14
Come on not like it made a difference in your life
myselfkk 20
Better 1 notification containing lots of funny intresting messages inside it for you than lots of notification containing boredom.
mustangbravo 27
Pity, party of 1.
iwanttogotoparis 26
Story of my life
roxyroller20 15
#17, how many times can I like this comment?^
reaxion 25
Wow, I'd be so happy if that happened to me. Instead, it'd text messages, voice mails and a ton of emails to sift through. All work related, most likely.
flyingmind_fml 17
loooonely i'm still lonely ....
poppunkette 22
Wow a whole week with out the Internet! How did you manage #firstworldproblems
poppunkette 22
My my a whole week with out Internet! How did you manage!