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Today, I built a snowman. When I'd finished, I went inside to get a scarf and carrot for the nose. As I came back outside, a snowplough ran it over, and the driver waved at me. FML

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for all you guys that dont understand this, its a SIDEWALK plow .

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You should have built it around a fire hydrant. That would've slowed the bastard down.

Wave back at him, but close 4 fingers of your choosing.

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he waved his hand ... with his middle finger raised...

I live in southern California. You people make me feel so left out. ):

ur all ******* lame

next time fill the inside with concrete

fearthereaper79 0

what are you 6?

Mister Plow, that's my name, that name again is Mister Plow.

thisgirl2u 9

Sounds like Mr. snow plow man was having a bad day and he wanted to ruin yours as well, that sick bastard. Sorry OP But maybe now you know better than to come unprepared for snow man building, had you already had your supplies on hand you would never have had to leave the snow mans side, therefore saving his life.

wow, dude. fyl cuz ur snowman is gone?.....lame.....

batgirl_babygirl 0

well next time don't make one so close to the road...ydi

How old are you? Who cares is a frickin pile of snow...maybe if you were 5 then it would be alright to be upset about it..