Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML
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Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML
Today, I went out to eat dinner with my family to celebrate my 18th birthday. I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old nephew and asked, "Who am I?" He then replied, "An idiot." FML
Today, my little brother punched me in the stomach. When I didn't flinch and he asked me why, I thought it would be funny to tell him I was Iron Man and that nothing could hurt me. Two seconds later, he took a step back and kicked me in the nuts as hard as he could. FML
Today, I carefully wrapped my nephew's birthday present so it would look perfect. He thanked me, pushed it aside, and spent the next two hours pretending the empty cardboard box was a spaceship. FML
Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML
Today, my son is so rabid for Halloween this year that he decided to dress up early and do his own Incredible Hulk makeup. He used a green permanent marker he stole from school. It’s all over him from head to foot, and my carpet, sofa, bathtub, and even the cat. FML
Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
Today, I asked my 2 year old son to clean up his toys. When I bent down to give him a good job kiss afterwards, he punched me in the nose. FML
Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML
Today, I took my 8 year-old nephew to Laser Tag for his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child, and instead of 'shooting' me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
Hulk smash !
olpally 33
What's the capital of Thailand op? BANGKOK! Owned! Lol. :D
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Comments (95)
dyonasta 9
That's weird cause I did the same things 2 days ago except he didn't smash my nuts...
windfuelsfire 10
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..
tater247 2
same exact thing happened to me. lol
themarshal_fml 6
Then it's not "the same exact thing".
emoshadow47 9
Well, at least he thanked you
astralvagan 20
Perhaps he felt he didn't want any future competition for hulk smashing!
BubbleGrunge 18
Cute kid, but if I was a little dude I'd probably do the same thing. How many nuts did you smash as a kid? Kids are strange at times.
DocBastard 40
How could you NOT have predicted that? Would you buy someone a bottle of wine and expect him not to drink it? What the hell else are giant green fists supposed to be used for other than hitting people in the balls?
PipingMouse 14
Smashing boobs? Im just kidding, I wouldn't know. That was a valid point.
tater247 2
I wouldn't buy anyone wine.
Iknowsomestuff 9
No Wolverine claws for him.
PipingMouse 14
Oh? So that bow and arrow set I was going to get him for Christmas is out of the question?
perdix 31
Where else would he have tried them? They're called testes for a reason ;)