Today, I bought a freezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML
Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my college's drinks machine. For the past two days, it forgot to release a cup before pouring my coffee. This time, I had planned ahead; I put my money in, entered the code, and quickly inserted my own cup. It gave me hot water. FML
Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML
Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML
Today, at an annual summer family event, I showed my family a magic trick I'd practiced for weeks. The grand finale involved making a coin disappear. Instead, I launched it into my uncle's soup. He digged it out with his spoon, then looked at me and asked if it was for keeps. FML
Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML
Today, as a joke, my husband filled my son's airtight water bottle with seltzer water before we went to kindergarten. The top blew off when he tried to drink, hitting him in the nose and spraying him with cold water. FML
Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML
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blue8795 0
You didn't notice the weight difference?
Nonamerequired 0
Deserved. Poor mom though.
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Comments (131)
Ron24 0
as Red Forman would say right about now: Dumbass
pineapples_fml 5
"you're about to read a book that my foot wrote, and it's called 'on the road to in your ass'"
noahvs67 0
lol that's funnier than the fml
Hazy_fml 0
Really? What are you, 12?
mehwhateverr 0
I don't see how he deserved it; he was just pulling a prank which went awry.
blueflame 2
Haha. That's a funny joke to pull. But really, you didn't notice the weight difference? You're a dumbass.
Scotland_111 0
"simple things amuse simple minds" So this is what it takes to amuse a redneck, throwing fake water, along with NASCAR , and shiny objects.
19fml18 0
And how did you not notice the extra weight in the cup??
athos1237 4
YDI for being a dumbass! How old are you that you are playing pre-pubescent jokes on your 83 year old mom? What did she have you at 72? Oh your just a pathetic old dude thinking your 11. Dumbass!
anitacs9101 0
I have a hard time believing that you weren't able to tell it was filled with water unless it was only a little bit, but nonetheless that's kinda funny XD
kellster 2
Well, aren't you just the life and soul of every party? *eyeroll* You sound like a ******* retard. PS: A "feezer" mug? Really??
rityz 0
joke's on you? gee i sure hope your 83 yr old mother didnt get a heart attack from that you idiot