Today, I attended a formal dinner with donors to my university. While looking at a much older lady's nametag to see who she was, I was publicly accused of looking at her breasts. Now a bunch of people I was supposed to impress think I'm a pervert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a fancy charity dinner. I'm a schmoozer, so I decided to introduce myself to someone important. I asked enthusiastically, "So, how are you involved with all of this madness?" He frowned at me. I then remembered that this particular charity assists people with mental issues. FML
Today, I had to give a sexual harassment seminar to my department. Someone put in a complaint that my example made them feel uncomfortable. FML
Today, an old woman came into my store for help. Towards the end, she asked me my name. I told her while pointing at my name tag. She then replied, "Oh! I didn't notice since I was staring at your boobs. Much prettier to look at." Sadly, this is the first time I've been hit on in months. FML
Today, I got an email from my university informing me that I was invited to an exclusive dinner for 25 people. As I continued to read through the email, I discovered that I wasn't lucky or special, but that the dinner was for financially unstable students. They think I'm a charity case. FML
Today, I was told off by a random woman who said that I should be ashamed of myself for dating such an older man. I was having dinner with my dad. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML
Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and came back to glaring looks and stares. My screensaver had turned on, containing pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML
Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML
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RosesThorn17 7
Nametag placement is stupid. Whether it's a name badge round their neck, or a badge. On a woman, you will always be accused of staring at their ****. Probably stems back to some sexist thing about woman not working. Obviously their names should be on their foreheads. ?
Moerighan 23
Name tags are tricky, and no matter how much you tell them you were looking at that they'll probably always consider you a perve now. Definitely F your life.
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RosesThorn17 7
Nametag placement is stupid. Whether it's a name badge round their neck, or a badge. On a woman, you will always be accused of staring at their ****. Probably stems back to some sexist thing about woman not working. Obviously their names should be on their foreheads. ?
Moerighan 23
said it better than me.
Moerighan 23
Name tags are tricky, and no matter how much you tell them you were looking at that they'll probably always consider you a perve now. Definitely F your life.
RichardPencil 32
Nah, the older guys are gonna think you're a player, and the older ladies are gonna think you're cougar meat. Guys you're age think you're a MILF hunter, and, yes, women you're age think you're a pervert. Bon appetit!
cacheson 42
You'd think that people at an event with name tags would understand that people will be looking at the tag. Otherwise what's the point?? And if they don't want you looking there, put it somewhere else!
Bearsmomma 30
Surely if you mentioned the name tag they'd realize what dumbass es they are. They'd be embarrassed and apologize. Ridiculous. Sorry that happened, OP
Lebeaugars95 20
Put your name tag on your crotch and accuse them of being perverts if they bring it up
Colon_Man 17
And write your name in really teeny print so they gotta lean in real close to read it. (Bonus points if you grab their heads and start pumping)
ThrottleJockey 36
"... bring it up." Giggity
Moosie11 17
Well, how were her breasts?