Today, I asked my spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream, since I couldn't see what was going on down there clearly. Next time, I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with my online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML
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Heyjai 18
Hi everyone, OP here. Thanks for taking the time to read my post. Just to clarify my "brilliance" in getting into this situation...it was my first day of a virtual class so I had configured the camera and mic to work about an hour before class started, and thought I had muted both...but apparently had not done these properly. The hemorrhoids was particularly painful that day, and I didn't know if everything was ok down there, which is why I asked for spousal assistance before they left for work. i used the bed as it was easier to prop up on that than any surface in the bathroom. apparently several other students thought to set up their computers early too. just my luck. I won't be making THIS mistake anytime soon...
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Welshite 40
You're educating them by giving them real-life practical scenarios.
foxwasalamb 24
shit man, how do you forget something like that? were you conference calling in the bathroom? id want that to be super private
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AninOnin 24
I was going to make a pun about this, butt I can't think of anything particularly original. Sorry OP. Hope it gets better~
Aliadel 12
"butt" lol
laden_swallow09 35
Huh huh huhuhuh… "Butt" Huhuhuhuh!
minutestomadness 5
why would you do that in front of a computer and not in the bathroom or bed room???
lholifield23 12
Well it was their choice to watch. They could've hung up, this just shows how creepy they are. I'd consider working with new classmates.
Ki11erC 18
How do you forget that? Good to see you're paying attention in class though.
yerrkiddingme 2
good lord
lucasj23 11
right. you forgot.
sallygee 9
ewww. I cant even imagine asking my husband to do that. you dont really have to see to get the cream on. ydi
carrs2154 9
I'm not sure which grosses me out more. That you let everyone hear that or that you asked your husband to put the cream on. ewww. ydi