Today, I asked my spouse to help me apply some hemorrhoid relief cream, since I couldn't see what was going on down there clearly. Next time, I hope I'll remember if I'm still in a conference call with my online classmates so they don't witness the whole thing again. FML
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Heyjai 18
Hi everyone, OP here. Thanks for taking the time to read my post. Just to clarify my "brilliance" in getting into this situation...it was my first day of a virtual class so I had configured the camera and mic to work about an hour before class started, and thought I had muted both...but apparently had not done these properly. The hemorrhoids was particularly painful that day, and I didn't know if everything was ok down there, which is why I asked for spousal assistance before they left for work. i used the bed as it was easier to prop up on that than any surface in the bathroom. apparently several other students thought to set up their computers early too. just my luck. I won't be making THIS mistake anytime soon...
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Welshite 40
You're educating them by giving them real-life practical scenarios.
foxwasalamb 24
shit man, how do you forget something like that? were you conference calling in the bathroom? id want that to be super private
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Comments (63)
sweetbliss3 37
why couldn't you do it yourself? you should have learned where your body parts are located when you were 2. you don't really need to see what's going on, just feel.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
How could you forget?
tygerarmy 35
Today, I was on a conference call with my classmates. One of them called their spouse over to put on hemroid cream. We had to watch everything. FML
askingandy 23
Well they didn't HAVE to watch.
nmrhog 15
I agree with pp. How the hell do you forget your on a conference call. You deserve it. This needs a follow up
CliffyB03 28
That's true love right there
Joshery 14
There goes all respect earned
captainsmegma 12
It takes a village to properly apply hemmy cream.
johnthejolly 10
There is no way you can make that big of a mistake
_delaneybear 20
Ouch! That much suck OP. Next time Muting the phone would be smart
Death69 24
And now I fully expect one of your classmates writing an FML, about what they witnessed on this conference call!