Intimacy: Today, I asked my father what "orgasm" meant. I realized my mistake... - FML

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By Me - 22/07/2016 23:51 - United States - Manchester

Today, I asked my father what "orgasm" meant. I realized my mistake the moment I asked. FML

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fuckit10000 5

Saturday 23 July 2016 23:51

How old are you?

PhantomKitty 26

Monday 25 July 2016 5:09

I asked my mother this when I was about twelve and someone on my swim team has said something about an ******. I'll never forget her response: "Honey, you'll know when you have one."

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fuckit10000 5

Saturday 23 July 2016 23:51

How old are you?

redcode5 17

Sunday 24 July 2016 1:19

Seems like he had an orgasmic reaction! :D

PhantomKitty 26

Monday 25 July 2016 5:09

I asked my mother this when I was about twelve and someone on my swim team has said something about an ******. I'll never forget her response: "Honey, you'll know when you have one."

hoponpip 20

Tuesday 26 July 2016 1:27

I once asked my math teacher what an orgy was in front of my entire class -_- not one of my best moments

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