Today, I asked my boyfriend advice on apartment hunting - as we were planning to move in with each other. He told me that there is no way he can afford to move out of his parents' house anytime soon. He can, however, afford a collection of belt-fed automatic nerf guns. FML
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Allo Trollsters. This is the silly girl who posted the FML. A few disclaimers: 1) Rent is cheaper here than you are thinking. My last place here ran under $500, utilities included. If we split the cost, we aren't looking at massive expenses. 2) He is 25 years old, he lives at his parents' for free, he has a job AND THEY GIVE HIM AN ALLOWANCE. Oh, yeah, and they pay his bills for him. 3) Yes, he acquired all the nerf guns at once, within the past week. 4) I don't have a problem with his hobby. Boys will be boys, and I kinda have a thing for nerds. I do, however, have a problem with the fact that he has lied to me for the past 6 months about his future aspirations... Because I have been busting ass, nose-to-the-grindstone, working towards getting my debts paid off so we could get this place together. Aaaaand, apparently toys are more important.
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Mike_H0ck 1
I'm not a doctor or anything, but im pretty sure that a few nerf guns are less expensive than maintaining an appt.
Jrook 0
$40 for nerf guns. $200-$600 for rent.... yes I can see how this makes sense. besides the belt fed nerf guns kick ass
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Comments (187)
BrotherTheo 31
mmmmm nerf gun collection you say... I fail to see the problem..... *boggles*
Craig92EIRE 0
wellllllll....it IS a nerf gun.....god i love those things
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
wow..... nerf guns r gay imature n bitch made. my opinion
Nicnats 3
I'm pretty sure nerf guns cost less that an apartment
latesharocks865 0
apparently nerf guns are more fun than you are no offense nut nerf guns are very fun
Consequences 0
The $20 for a toy isn't going to put a crack in the cost of an apartment's deposit. Apparently you need to leave the financial dealings to the man for a little bit longer.
corme_fml 0
Maybe he just doesn't want to move in with the OP and is using his budget as an excuse :X
darkmis1 18
I think a nerf gun costs a little less than an apartment.
geofflaporte 0
you have no idea how sweet that nerf gun is though! just saying, I'm sure he will give in! haha
monkey314159 0
nerf guns. hells yeah.