Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in a big meeting, my secretary calls me saying that I have an important call waiting. I put the call through. It was my beautician, confirming my appointment to get rid of an ingrown hair. I hurriedly confirm and hang up to see everyone in the room giggling. The speaker phone was on. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
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KuronoEru 26
Call back that asshole and prank him back.
Reider022 16
Be a good time to book an appointment with them now. If you explain to them what happened and that it's for your prom they might make room for you!
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Comments (58)
IreneProblems 14
Some salons do walk ins or same day appointments. Were they able to accommodate you anyway?
militarybrat 21
On prom day? More than likely no one could. Especially if op lives in a small town like i did. I was just lucky i knew two great hair stylists.
Jord_Fox 14
That guy will become a good actor someday
the_rad_brad47 18
Call the phone company and get his info then tell it to him and that should scare the shit out of him
confused_wandere 26
Why does everyone automatically assume that the asshole was a man? Women can be assholes too you know!
fergnasty 14
Don't be a stupid twat and call the right person! Why are you blaming him? You could have avoided this by not being dumb. Own up to your own mistake
EbyKat 16
Ok so it sucks but am I the only one thinking "just do your own damn hair"? Exceptions for people with trickier hair issues like black women. My poor cousin in Idaho can never find a place to do her hair right.
maxxwell9 9
YDI for not checking the number before hand knowing that it wasn't the salon.
foxmatrix15 8
I would call him back and demand him to get your hair done.
LittleRed79 39
What could possibly go wrong?
DemonSpectre 11
its your own dang fault for not double checking the number you were typing
big_lil_wane 14
I've never understood why some comments just cut off right before they