Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out to my parents as gay and they reacted better than I expected. Then I found my car destroyed with a note that said "fag" on what used to be my hood. I never thought I'd have to sue my own family, but I'm lucky I have security footage. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out to my parents and siblings as gay. They were very accepting and asked me why I waited until I was 25 to do so. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was their own homophobic remarks that kept me closeted since I realized it at 14, and that a previous coming-out to a parent was dismissed as 'a phase'. FML
Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML
Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML
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last_fml 0
Even if you were gay They went a little overboard, no?
yay_fml 0
At least you know your parents aren't bigots... is that any consolation? :)
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Comments (102)
Ugi 27
Surely the best way to show you don't have a problem with this or any similar issue is just to carry on as you always have? It's hard to guess what your fokes were thinking but there seem to be a "doth protest too much" element here suggesting that although they know they should be completely accepting, they are not as comfortable with the issue as they feel they should be. I think they will be secretly relieved that you are in fact not gay and if you are comfortable with your sexuality being mistaken for being gay is no great issue. FYL, however, just in case your neighbor's hot daughter now fails to come on to you!
kayluhhweezy 0
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Ryanlishiss 0
Maybe your neighbor's name is nick? You know the gay one
Priincess101910 0
Yeah U Are
atthegates 0
Thats gay
Epikouros 32
Well, you could at least make an effort and go down on your best friend. Otherwise, your parents would have gone through all that trouble for nothing.
Blahdidaah 2
That's nice, but you really shouldn't make it seem like being gay is a bad thing.
adammeyer 4
Get laid then.
ManWhatsoever 6
Why you are not gay !!! Why wrong with you ?!
JoseLopez31 0
If your gay its okay just stay away