Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML
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frediqqq 8
Hi, OP here, yes it was The Enmore, and it was a great show. I actually went to see Apocalyptica, Manson was just an extra. I really don't know how it got in my crack, I was wearing clothes (a tight dress AND stockings). I was on the barrier, and right in front of the cannon. I was shaking it out of my hair all the way home, and thought I had gotten the most of it out. Unfortunately when I got undressed I found it had gotten into my clothes too, under my bra, all over my back. There was just so much of the stuff, the floor was thick with it! Needless to say I avoided Manson at Soundwave yesterday. I did see a bunch of glitter on the ground though when I went to the stage after for a different band! Haha herpes of the craft world - love it!
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clumsylobster 17
How the heck does it get down there? Open your butt and face the cannon?
fifi125 21
How does that even happen? Did you not have pants on or something?
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Comments (105)
keiNan_fml 35
this is the new shit, stand up and admit. m/
frostedfoster 15
And by this you mean your date with glitter boy from twilight? HA. Fyl
KinkyMissBinky 23
Fyl for having glitter in your butt, that stuff is hard to get off let alone get out... However Ydi for it managing to get in that particular place.
bearstyle22 11
I wouldn't expect anything less from Marilyn
hedgedcats 19
Metal as ****! Haha anyways, I bet it was a great concert and plus now you have free memorabilia.
seekingasaviour 9
Soundwave, am I right? XD
Dick_diamond 22
Who doesn't love a glittery ass crack? Hope you at least had fun at the concert!!
bbsdk2 15
Glitter is just like sand, that shit gets EVERYWHERE! I'm not at all surprised it ended up in OPs crack. There's even a website where you can pay to mail your enemies glitter. It'll take them forever to clean it all up. https://shipyourenemiesglitter.com
blackonblight 33
That site was overloaded after ONE DAY.
brittaaany_93 38
One night at work my boss put a heap of glitter on my head and down my shirt, and it ended up in my undies. It really does get everywhere, and it's annoying as ****.
NodakN8V 25
Wonderful. I have tickets to his concert as well coming up ....
Enslaved 38
"Hey you, what do you see? Something beautiful, something free?"
EmoKami 21
I was just thinking he must be one of the beautiful people now! *edit* looks like someone else said that..