Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and decided to multitask by making my coffee while brushing my teeth. Halfway through, I absentmindedly poured mouthwash into my coffee mug and took a big gulp. I spent the rest of the morning trying to get the taste of minty coffee out of my mouth. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
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akallaan 7
Like a boss or a homeless man.
SkoomaKi 28
My moth died, please like my comment; it's what he would've wanted :(
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Comments (104)
StarMelody009 0
Dont drink your mouthwash. You deserved it.
sublimaze 6
"Today, I accidentally took my m̶o̶u̶t̶h̶w̶a̶s̶h̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶a̶ boyfriend's shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML" Fixed it for you.
angeldsnm1 0
Maybe you are just used to sipping a LIL to much! Just kidding!
steve412 0
Now you'll have minty farts.
SLRfan 4
Today, you have a serious drinking problem. YLS
lostfaithinpppl 19
How do you accidentally take a shot of mouthwash??
GTRspecV 0
You're overrated.
Tdevonner 0
haha, I did that with my first ever shot of espresso, scalding hot straight from the machine at starbucks....
Adam908 0
I think it does have some alcohol
Tempest559 12
That's why you're not supposed to clean your teeth after a night at the bar.