Intimacy and Geek: Today, I accidentally opened my dad's sex tape. For the second...

By traumatized - 11/11/2018 03:00 - Canada - Joliette

Today, I accidentally opened my dad's sex tape. For the second time. FML

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Allie614032 34

Sunday 11 November 2018 3:07

First time, a terrible mistake. Second time? Totally your fault.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 18 October 2018 21:28

If you're using a shared PC, add another user account, so you don't open it a third time. If it's on a videotape/DVD, label it.

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Linda Mau 10

Monday 12 November 2018 0:01

I said it once I'll say it again "incest is not sexy"

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 12 November 2018 2:18

once is an accident

quelsauvage 12

Monday 12 November 2018 6:19

Twice is no longer an “accident.”

GUYMAINE 16

Monday 12 November 2018 9:02

"Accidentally for the second time"

Justin Allan Bannister 9

Monday 12 November 2018 11:16

ah, gotta watch Pop-pop get his groove on...... ahhh scaryyyy

middlenamefrank2 4

Monday 12 November 2018 16:14

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice....shame, shame, shame!

Gofuckyourself 24

Wednesday 16 January 2019 8:29

Was the first time not traumatic enough? And why isn't the tape with your father??

millsjoshua949 12

Friday 31 July 2020 16:00

Accident???

Neech 3

Tuesday 22 November 2022 6:18

You spelled “On purpose” wrong.

Neech 3

Tuesday 22 November 2022 6:19

You spelled “on purpose” wrong.

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