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Bethany Germany 🌶️ Spicy

Today, even though my boyfriend knew that I was a devout catholic before he asked me on a date, he's pissed that I keep refusing to have sex. Apparently, he thought I was just playing hard to get and that I would eventually drop my panties like all the other slutty "religious" girls he claims to have fucked. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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organizse 28

If he can't respect a single wish he's not worth keeping around

sonasonic 34

I wonder if he puts that on his rèsumè...

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TheyCallMeDamien 18

Cut him loose. He just told you exactly what he expected from you.