Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I went in for an audition. Since my wrist had been in a brace all week, I felt I would be fine without it for one day because I didn't want it to be a distraction. I tripped in the middle of the dance routine and crashed on top of my injured wrist. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, I was joking around with my manager about faking an injury to collect Worker's Compensation. Then I actually slipped and sprained my foot, and now my manager thinks I'm lying. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
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kristenlee 3
Hope you didn't throw those crutches too far...
Trix_Disorder 20
Life's ironic like that.
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Comments (151)
awkwardlykara 0
hahahahahah at #36. i think that made me laugh more than the FML.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#47: why are you fighting with a fourteen year old? #48: why are you even in this?
ohhhhshizzz 0
#47: why are you fighting with a fourteen year old? #48: why are you even in this?
Seegtease 0
What the heck is with all you people saying, "KARMA YOU DESERVED IT!!!!11"? It was a joke. He was pretending to have a broken leg as a joke. It's not like he was doing anything bad or malicious, just being silly. He didn't deserve it. You guys need to learn to have a sense of humor. It's unfortunate that he actually broke his leg, all he was doing was goofing off. Heartless people here, I swear.
alex_vik 1
#55 - Why are you fighting with a 15 year old (me)? I missed one 's', so ******* what?
SamuraiDeli 0
Psh, actors. Typical.
ryan__h 1
#55 how the **** would I know your 14. Also, you've never ever made a typo... right? That would be a no(refer to #47 if unsure). #48 can be in this if he wants... its a open conversation. Another thing, you brought this on yourself by posting STFU Yeah #57
insinuendo 0
#56 so true.
insinuendo 0
#23, wtf are you talking about? "those things really happen in theater and shouldn't be taken lightly," Umm. People breaking their leg? Breaking a leg shouldn't be taken lightly? In theater? WHAT?
alex_vik 1
#59 - You should look at her profile. It's full of txt spk, so she has no right to be a grammar nazi. I'll point out all the mistakes she has on there. Im (apostrophe much?) bwahah (not a word) btw (acronym) its (apostrophes are your friend) msg (acronym) maniiluvsyooh (Ok, it's her email, but 'luvs' isn't a word and neither is 'yooh') lUVS YEW (Again, this is part of her instant messaging screen name, but still, 'lUVS' isn't a word, and neither is 'YEW') I guess that's how she gets around spelling wrong since she just doesn't even spell teh whole thing out.